MOM = WOW

Maricel (Joey's mom) kisses Joey and he reacts: EEEEK!

MARICEL: What? Why “eeek”? You mean I’m an “eeek”?

JOEY: Ay, sorry mom. No you’re not an eek. You’re a WOW.

An "F" in PE

MARICEL: I need to start exercising. I need to lose weight.

JOEY: You should’ve paid more attention in PE

Some day her prince will come

JOEY: Let’s pray for Ate’s husband. That he will be thoughtful and kind, doesn’t drink, that he cares what’s on Ate’s mind, and most of all, that he loves and cares about God. Also that he’ll come home early to take care of his kids and Ate when she’s sick, and that he’ll jump in front of a bullet to save her.

I texted Maricel that Joey’s either wants a bodyguard or Superman for his Ate. He’s also praying that his Ate’s husband will not be from advertising, considering he prayed for someone who will be able to come home early.

CUT-TO: MANHOOD

The day before Joey’s circumcision...
JOEY: So, I am going to be a man tomorrow, Mama?

The day after….
JOEY: Can I have a piece of my foreskin? I can feed it to Jack. (Jack is his pet dog)

Maricel texted Joey’s request to his doctor. The doctor replied:
DR.NAP: You can dry it, stretch, and make it a keychain.