Lions and Tigers and Molluscs! Oh my!

MOM: Ok Joey, what do you call a mollusc witha two-part shell?

JOEY: A bivalve!

MOM: A one-part shell?

JOEY: A carnivalve?


SUPERJOEY

JOEY: I want to a hero. I will be the only national hero that's alive.


KABOOM!

MOM: Joey, at some point you have to learn to study by yourself. when do you think you should start?

JOEY: But mama, I'm like a bomb. I can explode anytime. I told you I can't control myself. I need someone to control me.


BAD LUCK JOE

JOEY: Mama, I am praying to God to not make me happy because everytime I'm happy something bad happens after 15 minutes.

MOM: Here's a new toy helicopter for you. How do you feel?

JOEY: (smiles and then treis to be serious) I am happy but I'm trying hard not to be.

REVISING HISTORY

Text message from Maricel: Joey so funny. He was bored doing a report on Filipino heroes based on what he read. He wanted to change their life stories and invent stuff. Bagong idol nya si Gregerio del Pilar. Bat daw si Rizal ang national hero. Dapat yung idol nya.

(Joey might grow up to become a great spin doctor)

HELLBLAZER

JOEY: Mama, there are two doors right? #1 to Heaven. #2 to Hell. I choose #2!